How long does it take for orders to ship?
Please allow up to seven days to ship orders. Be patient.
Can we return merchandise that does not bring us the glowing joy we were hoping for in life?
We are happy to return or exchange any shirts that have not been washed or worn, OR any other items that have not been opened. Items must be returned within 30 days of purchase, and we charge a $6 return fee for exchanges in the US, and $12 outside the US. (Please include a money order with your exchange!) We're really sorry, but we can't accept exchanges on any opened non-clothing items.
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